Tips on Staying Warm
Tips on Staying Warm.
1. Create a fire. For this, you will need a lighting device and fuel, preferably wood.
2. Wood may be obtained from tree or in log form from a petrol station.
3. If you are not near trees and petrol station is out of logs it is best to borrow someone else’s wood. For this, you will need a balaclava.
4. Gloves are also good for preventing fingerprints.
5. And beautiful friends are a priceless advantage.
6. Jump your neighbour’s fence.
7. Collect enough wood for the size of fire you require; be realistic and not greedy.
8. Swiftly and respectfully leave your neighbour’s yard, making a mental note to bring them some lemons one day.
9. Re-enter your premises where chilly and anxious friends greet you like a hero.
10. Light fire.
